If I were a month I would be: May
If I were a day of the week I would be: Friday
If I were a time of day I would be: 04:AM
If I were a planet I would be: Earth
If I were a animal I would be: talking dog
If I were a direction I would be: south
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a bed
If I were a historical figure I would be: Che
If I were a liquid I would be: water
If I were a tree I would be: a maple in september
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a camomile
If I were a kind of weather I would be: thunderstorm
If I were a musical instrument I would be: drums. or the guitar
If I were an emotion I would be: a simple smile
If I were a color I would be: turquoise
If I were a vegetable I would be: hmm. a carrot, same here)
If I were a sound I would be: а guitar sound
If I were an element I would be: fire
If I were a car I would be: a Нива 4х4 or a Nissan Xtrail)))
If I were a song I would be: Miami Scissors - Airplay
If I were a movie I would be directed by: myself
If I were a book I would be written by: Сергей Минаев
If I were a food I would be: sushi
If I were a place I would be: Cuba
If I were a material I would be: silk
If I were a taste I would be: coconut
If I were a scent I would be: strawberry
If I were a word I would be: anywhere
If I were an object I would be: a dreadlock
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: wtf
If I were a cartoon character I would be: the weird squirrel from the ice age
If I were a shape I would be a: infinity (is that a shape anyway?)
If I were a number I would be: 6